I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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