who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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