What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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