I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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