I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I have post one night stand depression
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