South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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