Porn is love you can see.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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