You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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