I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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