the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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