I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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