i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
