i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Everclear isn't food dammit
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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