your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so that wasnt chicken after all
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I have feelings that need drinking.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
