This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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