Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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