Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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