I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he shaved USA in his pubs
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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