Porn is love you can see.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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