well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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