I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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