just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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