he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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