i think my mom watched the whole time
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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