Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Your penis caused this!
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