Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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