Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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