mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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