i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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