she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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