"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
