help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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