When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Randomize