is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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