Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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