Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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