I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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