do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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