You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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