i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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