so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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