I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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