Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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