oh god the rape fog is back!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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