the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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