awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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