Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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