His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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