8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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