u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
no you cant smoke seaweed
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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