left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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