You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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