ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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