they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize