i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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