i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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